
I
would plow you until you bleedapprove of you, Tina Fey.
someone come over and play with me
you need to come over to my house and paint the fingernails on my right hand, BECAUSE I CANT DO IT MYSELF AND I WILL LOOK LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD IF I TRY!!! :(
haha i’m the same way but with my left. so i always only have one hand done. and people are always like ooh nice nailpolish why didnt i notice it before? and im all, dude, it’s because im crap and cant use my right hand for anything.

lovelybluepony:fuckyeahtennesseethomas:aseriesofserendipities:
Zooey Deschanel & Tennessee Thomas
nailpolish love!

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viv im jealous of you because one/ you know how to opshop, and two/ you know how to whistle. oh and i like your wardrobe, my whole life ive had an inbuilt wardrobe which is no fun, i cannot play pretend narnia :(
I DONT KNOW HOW TO OP SHOP. some days i walk in and i want everything, others i walk in and i find everything disgusting. It’s so hit and miss, but op shopping is like, the only thing you can do in my suburb - because of all the old people. it’s tragic.

velveteenyears:dress preview for the market!
i wish i be talented like my friend amie.


1. chanelling ezra koening from vampire weekend. because that’s how i roll, and this is the shit i get a kick out of. enormous bags under eyes because my sleep is rare. (by the way, everything is from my local op shop for less than 30 bucks. haha. but i suppose price doesnt matter if i look shit. the tan pants im saving for a max fischer costume!!)


2. channelling every woman (/betty draper?) from Mad Men. cheapy(ish) reworked vintage dress from design a space on manchester in anticipation for mad men themed shenanigans. i’d bend over more to show you my red lip i put on special, but then the shot would have been all boob. revolting. shitty photobooth don’t pick up the pattern well either.

3. what i actually wore today. because really im actually a really boring dresser. but i whistle pretty good. (gahh. how do fashion bloggers do the whole picture of myself up n the internet thing? it’s kind of unnerving. but i suppose they are all super hotties. gay.)

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